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5/31/15

5 Ways To Fight Boredom When You've Almost Tried Everything Cebu Can Offer

Problem: You're a bored Cebuano.

You're bored even after watching all of the episodes of Season 5 of Game of Thrones in one sitting. You're bored because you're a medical student at Southwestern University and you've studied so hard, you feel like Tyrion Lannister studying the geography of Westeros. You're also bored because you think you've tried everything that Cebu has to offer. You're bored because you don't know how to think. What will you do?


Solutions:



1. Go to Lapu Lapu and find out where the gorgeously developed Mactan Newtown by Megaworld is located and look for their Al Fresco Food Court. Bring your friends. 

Bring your friends to the Al Fresco's Manang Sayong Food Booth and relive the home-cooked meals of your mom who is living in Mindanao right now and who's working hard to pay off for your medical school tuition while you enjoy being bored here in Mactan Newtown. 

Google Search the address of Al Fresco in Mactan Newtown, so you won't get lost. Take photos, make selfies, and go back to eating all of the Chicken Inasal Manang Sayong can offer.



2. Join Free Parties. There are raves everywhere, just check out the Facebook Events page in your Facebook Timeline. There's the Hyper Cebu Reboot that you can join and build social network with, and just go to the Facebook Page of Hyper Cebu to know how to get tickets. 

You can also even bring your friends to Hyper Cebu and promote the start-up businesses here by buying products from the kiosks installed in the party. 

Your elders tell you that you have nothing to hope for in this country because everyone is corrupt, but never believe them. Believe in the power of fun and partying instead, and find out how your partying in Hyper Cebu can change everything you deem wrong in Cebu City.


"We're having fun and we dress with a weird style because we want to feel different! Hurray for Our Effort To Make A Difference"


3. Support Gibbs Hot Wings. Because we did, yesterday, during their First Year Anniversary blow-out, where we're treated with the most decent generosity of Free Drinks and Infinity of Rice.


I believe the Gibbs' Hot Wings got lucky to have figured out the next Jollibee Chickenjoy Secret, and it's only just a matter of time before Their Wings become the next Mang Inasal Chicken and the resto becomes the next big company to threaten Jollibee and the next company that Jollibee Owner Tony Tan Caktiong will acquire in the fear that Gibbs's would kill Jollibee and take over a large section of the fast food chicken industry market.


Gibbs' Hot Wings are like Walter White's Blue Meth in Breaking Bad. They're so good, they don't even need advertising. The product sells itself.





"We're smiling but we're hungry! Hurray for hunger!"
Happy People That Left Getting Smoked By Gibbs' Insanely Hot Wings

People Made Happy By Gibbs' Hot Wings, Banilad Town Center, Shila May's Birthday and Gretel's Birthday


THE END

4/16/15

What To Do In Ayala Center Cebu Before 9pm Cebu Trivia Night

Problem: It's April 15 Wednesday 8pm, and you're in Ayala Center Cebu writing about being ignored as a real estate agent by strangers. 

You're also studying for the role of a real estate agent because it's helping you direct your next short film.

The next short film is again something you don't want other people to like because it feels like the less people who like it, the more genuine you look. And the less the failure feels.

You also just finished giving away your handwritten calling cards to a former writer in Cebu Daily news who's now a call center agent; a couple of white-skinned blonde-haired women who didn't speak English; and Don Gerard Frasco, the director of Waves, which is clever because it sounds like he really is directing waves. 

So you're tired now and Cebu Trivia Night is still at 9pm. What can you do?

Solutions:

1. Drop by Don Gerard Frasco's premium men's wear store because their innovation of removable/interchaneable shirt pockets has the spirit of Steve Jobs'.



You might also meet Don Gerard Frasco himself or watch him sit above a TV screen that's playing Jean Luc Godard's Breathless.



2. You can also go to that Ayala Malls Ground Floor area and find Cherry, the girl who manages the Massage Chairs, and get a FREE 5-min Trial from their massage machines. 


3. You can also listen to some local folk music for FREE because Songs of Summer: A Weekly Folk Fest is there for you to almost ignore. 

Lie down on the mall floor hippie-style, and listen to My Dragon Eats Cat Food perform LGBT music with the deepest lyrics, such as "i think you're gay. I'm gay. I like girls."




4. Or ride a cab to That Art Gallery in The Henry's Hotel (ask Concierge of Ayala Malls to where that is) and buy buy buy art from local artists:







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