Presidential Candidates As Characters in Captain America: Civil War
1. Captain America: Civil War opens tomorrow April 27 in theaters here in the Philippines. Yesterday was its VIP Premier Screening for Cebu Blogging Community Bloggers made possible by Bisaya Short Films and SM Seaside City. Which means: tonight is the first time you will read a movie review about it that relates to our Presidential Candidates. Here we go:
2. Here's why Captain America: Civil War is about our Presidential Elections: Capt. America is Duterte because he breaks the law to defend what he thinks is right, and what he ONLY thinks is right.
Iron Man is Mar because he sticks to what's legal and his hand laser is yellow, which is so Mar. Grace Poe is Black Widow because of shifting loyalties to two countries.
Binay is BLACK Panther, and I'm not saying why. Falcon is Miriam because he can fly to the heavens, where Miriam will soon go. Miriam can also be Scarlet Witch because she controls everything with her mind.
Iron Man is Mar because he sticks to what's legal and his hand laser is yellow, which is so Mar. Grace Poe is Black Widow because of shifting loyalties to two countries.
Binay is BLACK Panther, and I'm not saying why. Falcon is Miriam because he can fly to the heavens, where Miriam will soon go. Miriam can also be Scarlet Witch because she controls everything with her mind.
3. Captain America: Civil War is the kind of "Expected To Be Ultra Fun And Expected To Never Disappoint" movie that can make people say the following things:
"This is so awesome!"
" Awww, Spiderman is so cute and why does he sound so much like Tobey Maguire? He definitely adds levity to this movie. Wait, am I using the word levity, right? Quick, open your Dictionary app"
"This reminds me of what I think will happen when Duterte wins. His enemies can't accept if he wins, so Civil War across the nation might start because of inability to agree on what constitues Right and Wrong."
4. Here's the Bisaya Short Films review of Captain America: Civil War from Isabeau of cebuisabeauty.com .
I was amidst fan boys and girls who wanted to be first to see Marvel's Captain America: Civil War. Most of the people was so absorbed and focused on the movie I swear the jeers on account of Spiderboy seemed perfectly on cue.
Third: Captain America is hot! Chris Evans has the dreamiest eyes! He definitely looks like a guy who could do no wrong. I'd say yes to all of his plans legal or not.
Chris Evans has the dreamiest eyes! He definitely looks like a guy who could do no wrong. I'd say yes to all of his plans legal or not. I'm all for #teamcap
Verdict: Go watch Captain America: Civil War at SM Seaside City Cinema Now.
IN COOPERATION WITH SM SEASIDE CITY CINEMA
