5 Reasons Film Media Art Might Be For You

1. You say things like:

 -I don't think Eric Rohmer deserves the attention he's not getting. 

-That's minor Whit Stillman.

- You produced The Jerrold Tarog's Sana Dati, Daphne? Should I be kneeling down  before you now?

- Of course Spike Jonze did a cameo in David Fincher's The Game, and Cameron Crowe and Paul Thomas Anderson had cameo roles in the uncut version of Steven Spielberg's Minority Report! We're all friends!

2. You went to Cebu Trivia Night and got all the answers right when they asked you to name Tilda Swinton's roles in The Grand Budapest Hotel, Moonrise Kingdom and Broken Flowers.

3. You write in your resume for an Engineering Job things like,"Achievements: Watched all of Woody Allen, Darren Aronofsky, Paul Thomas Anderson and David Fincher's films as listed on IMDB."

4. You make Bisaya Short Films.

5. You know how to respond to "I REALLLY CARE that you went to film school!", especially after enrolling in the only film school in town that's not just another brothel to pick up Fashion Mag chicks. At least not yet.

Photos are the interiors of Film Media Art, with Academic Director Tim Doolen leading the clout.