Stuff You Missed From The 3rd Cebu International Documentary Film Festival Because You're Not Me

1. You missed that film about how the government in Cebu allows public viewing of violence through the nailing of a man to the cross and doesn't allow a group of men to perform a public orgy through group jerking in the streets of Colon. Unfair, right?

2. You missed that documentary about the Grand Prix Formula One scene in Cebu in the 60's and how the people of today forget about car racing because it's a waste of fuel that's better spent in producing Justin Bieber albums.

3. You missed that documentary about General Douglas MacArthur returning to the Philippines and how he retaliated at Japan by not letting them Japanese folks experience wonderful American products such as McDiabetes Floats and Diarrhea Outback Fat Lard Margarine Boorgers.

Watch more Cebu International Documentary Film Festival movies tomorrow at SM. Google their page for schedule.

You enjoy watching a guy being crucified because you're a son of God. God bless you.