Why You Absolutely Need An iPhone 6 Plus From The Joker
1. You need an iPhone 6 Plus because your retina is a creation of God and you use it to watch porn. Food porn. Sure, the 5'5" Retina HD of iPhone 6 can't be fully registered in your eyes because your retina can only capture an amount of visual data below that, but that's not the point. The point is God. Your eyes deserve everything, including that iPhone you cannot afford. Buy it. Buy it. Buy.
2. You need an iPhone 6 Plus because UnliCalls and Texts feature by Globe is perfect. You need perfection. You are entitled. You are infinite. You are a plastic bag drifting in the wind. You are in need of an iPhone because without it you have nothing. You are limited by nothing. You are an owner. You own. A slave is owned.
3. You need Spotify Premium for 3 Months because you don't know how to use it and you love wasting time. You will only want it for 3 months because you're gonna die after that, like everyone else. You're dying now, but rejoice.
4. Wattpad is like the Bible: it has words. You need words. You need words to remind you that you're not here for nothing. You're here for nothing, and yet for everything. You are here for norything.
5. Buying an iPhone 6 gives you a high. It is retail therapy. Your anxiety is relieved by a purchase. You can just go to a psychiatrist and get your serotonin checked so you won't have to buy at impulse, but no, you can't do that, because even if that's the answer, you don't need the answer. You need the purchase. But you also don't need the purchase. God bless.
2. You need an iPhone 6 Plus because UnliCalls and Texts feature by Globe is perfect. You need perfection. You are entitled. You are infinite. You are a plastic bag drifting in the wind. You are in need of an iPhone because without it you have nothing. You are limited by nothing. You are an owner. You own. A slave is owned.
3. You need Spotify Premium for 3 Months because you don't know how to use it and you love wasting time. You will only want it for 3 months because you're gonna die after that, like everyone else. You're dying now, but rejoice.
4. Wattpad is like the Bible: it has words. You need words. You need words to remind you that you're not here for nothing. You're here for nothing, and yet for everything. You are here for norything.
5. Buying an iPhone 6 gives you a high. It is retail therapy. Your anxiety is relieved by a purchase. You can just go to a psychiatrist and get your serotonin checked so you won't have to buy at impulse, but no, you can't do that, because even if that's the answer, you don't need the answer. You need the purchase. But you also don't need the purchase. God bless.
