Studio 108 and The Detox Bar and The Truth
You read from The Guardian that there's no scientific proof that Detox works. But you also read from Albert Camus' The Myth of Sysiphus that to be happy is to be absurd, to embrace the irrational with vigilance and wit.
You're also a smoker, and unhappy and you read in J.D. Salinger's Franny and Zooey that spirituality is the way to not be a phony, not a fake, to not be a person you cannot respect, love. You're also rich enough to not worry about money too much.
How will you spend your days?
Solution: Spend it with meditation and more fruits and vegetables you can buy in places like Studio 108. But don't pretend that it's for everybody. Be in a complete understanding that in some cultures what you consider deplorable is perfectly normal.
Get your mental health checked by a psychiatrist, because no amount of yoga and fruits seems to do anything to cure psychopatic tendencies. Or not, it depends on your assesment on your experience.
Try some Oats and Cinnamon and Flax Seeds and Raw Honey and Gorgeously Raw Salad in The Detox Bar in Studio 108 but always remember that bit in that Woody Allen movie, where smoking in the future was found to be healthy.
To each his own. Detox is only as effective as you believe it to be. That's the irony.