Bordz Sisig and Chopseuy Are As Intense As The Car Accident Eating Them Will Cause

Problem: You didn't like Ian Rosales Casocot's Heart and Magic because the book cover suggests there must be a rushed, lazy tasteless attention employed into the book. But you liked it anyway because you're crazy and the book is a signed copy. You also won the Trivia Night and just had to find a way to celebrate it. You went to Bordz near Sacred Heart School, where the Chopsuey and Sisig are delicious and cheap and you can sing and jam with your friends or plug in your own iPod music into their stereo and get drunk so much you gleefully drive your car into a glass wall. You no longer have a license. What should you do?

Solution: Don't drink. Don't drive. Don't drink and drive.