How To Appreciate Viva Films and Tom Harper's Woman In Black: Angel of Death In Three Levels




First Level:
1. Dismiss that "Tom Harper's Woman In Black: Angel of Death" is a terrible "chaka" movie with recycled ideas, so you can reaffirm that you're an intelligent classy movie critic and that you're one with the smart people from Rotten Tomatoes.

Second Level:
2. Sleep the entire time, and let your memories of what you did with an envelope under the table of a government office terrify you instead. That's a whole lot scarier than Tom Harper's career.


Third Level:
3. Watch it with friends and decide that it's a comedy disguised as a horror. Choose to scream and laugh the whole show and make it your duty to entertain yourself. Say to yourself: the movie's not bad. I'm just being stupid and not choosing what should be chosen. Say this to yourself a hundred times. A million. A zillion. A none.


Bonus Level:

Watch Sam Raimi's Drag Me To Hell on your tablet inside the cinema because his version of Woman In Black is funner and funnier. It's illegal to videotape Woman In Black 2, but they didn't say anything about watching another movie while watching it.



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