How To Be Happy Like What Maxinejiji Might Be
Inspired by a chat with Wella, a friend
X is a writer, the kind of writer that takes pride in not selling a book, but X still wants to ebecome the next E.L. James or J.K. Rowling and earn more money to make a Bisaya Short Film that is as elaborate as Philip Seymour Hoffman's "Synecdoche, New York".
X can be this arrogant because X believes in Sarah Silverman's saying that "your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive".
X is also a clinically diagnosed mentally ill person, and he prints shirts with the text design emblazoned on the front shirt saying "I'm mentally ill", just so people will be kinder. X wants to be happy and he wants to know how to be a successful writer in the Philippines.
Solve X.
Solution: X can be happy by reading all the books of Maxinejiji, the famous Filipino writer who just got a long line of readers waiting for her signature.
Reading her books will make X realize that there can be happiness in getting people to line for X's books because maxinejiji signing her books in SM City Cebu looks like a sign of happiness.
X can also be happy by helping people be successful.
X can also be successful by drinking chocolate-rich refreshments because chocolate releases the happy hormones in the body, but only if the refreshment place is near where you are. Those who are living in Marigondon or those who are staying in Mactan Doctors Hospital who want to take a break, Cafe Gracias sells all the refreshments and desserts you need. Travelling far in deep traffic is harmful to your happiness.
To the rightmost part of this last photo is Mactan Doctors and to the left most is Cafe Gracias.
