How To Be Trendy And Still Solve Cebu's Katkat Problems

Problem: People call you Katkat. People call you katkat because it takes one to know one and if they call you katkat, it is happily implied that they admit they are katkat, too, and they're just labelling you, so you will know you are not alone.

People call you katkat even though you don't know what katkat is. You are happy and you read and improve yourself because you want to be smarter and to careen with evolution and become your best. "That is what being a katkat means" says The Katkat Labeller. You are confused. 

You are confused and so you watch The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt because it's about becoming what you don't choose to be called. 

You also listen to Beyonce because you think that she's ironically feminist for being part of Fifty Shades of Grey. 

This is because you learned from David Foster Wallace that: it is condescending to think that women who want to be sodomized do it because they feel inferior. 

Feminism is about being in control and that includes having the control to give up your ability to control, so it becomes this paradox that: you controlled your choice of submitting that control to others. It was your control to be controlled.

But you don't want to tell anyone about this in case you get the feels that you're not in, so what do you do to still be trendy and not feel like katkat is this "not cool" thing?

Answer: Just pose, like Careen here. Pose and post. Be a poser.

And buy some good sexy lingerie from Trendy (Gen. Maxilom Avenue, Cebu City, One Mango Square) and wear it for your man because he needs you for sex, and you mean that in the most feminist meaning possible.