Existential Suicidal Problem Being Solved By Viva Films' Chain Mail

Problem:

You just read Albert Camus' The Stranger and learned that suicide is the only important philosophical subject to question. You also just had your sex tape broadcast to Youtube because you had trusted your boyfriend that he'd never delete it, and you're too young to learn that to trust people is like a CDRKING Product: it easily breaks.

You dated a teacher and you couldn't get over the image of your body under/beneath/beside/inside his. You're looking for a fun, campy and scary movie that you can watch alone to cope with the insanity of having the kind of love you want to have an expiry date but just doesn't. What should you do to not be tempted by suicide?

Soluition:

Watch Viva Films' most recent movie about suicide: Chainmail, starring Nadine Lustre, John Regala and people whose names I have yet to Google. Be terrified by John Regala's character: a terrifying father you'd never dare to cross by being a crappy daughter who comes home late past curfew.

John Regala is scarier than the movie. But the scariest part of the movie is when I went to Ayala Center Cebu after the 1st day of screening and Chainmail was already pulled out. No one's watching local anymore. The Horror!

You can get over your ex lover by laughing at the movie's star monster (which looked like that Eye Monster in Guillermo Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth) when it follows around the people it kills in the most silly ways, such as lying on the floor as if it were in a friend's sleepover party and by waiting in line in a coffee shop.

Happiness is when you see a one-eyed zombie-like monster politely wait in line at a Starbucks queue. I guess monsters CAN be polite and patient killers, too.


Appreciate life more even without your ex by appreciating that Meg Imperial looks like Marian Rivera in this movie. Finally, help find ways to get Meg Imperial be in the Bisaya Short Film entitled "The Lady Who Wants To Remake Federico Fellini's 8 1/2" with Cinematography  by Terrence Mallick. Helping others helps.




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