[FAKE] An OPEN LETTER Written By Titanic For Billionaire Tourists Wanting To Ride Oceangate Submarines

Dear Adventurous Billionaire Travelers,






I am writing to you from the depths of the ocean, where I rest in eternal slumber. Recently, I became aware of the news circulating about the search for a missing submarine near my location. While I appreciate the curiosity and intrigue surrounding my story, I feel compelled to share a perspective that might differ from what you expect.


First and foremost, I must implore you not to visit me. 




Exploring my sunken remains would be a futile endeavor, offering little in terms of new discoveries. Trust me, I have already revealed much of what I have to offer to the world. There are countless other fascinating and pristine locations that deserve your attention and can provide you with unforgettable experiences.

Instead, I urge you to consider redirecting your resources to more meaningful ventures. The money that would be spent on exploring my watery grave could be better utilized in places like Cebu, investing in job creation and economic growth. By doing so, you would contribute to the betterment of society and uplift the lives of many.




Furthermore, Cebu possesses a rich cultural heritage and vibrant artistic community. Why not channel your support toward the BINISAYA filmmakers? 

They are exceptionally talented individuals who can create compelling films that capture the essence of Cebu and its people. Through their work, they will not only showcase the beauty of the region but also stimulate its economy and empower local talent.

As the Roman philosopher Seneca once wisely said, "It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor." Nature requires so little, and there is immense wisdom in recognizing the value of simplicity and contentment. 

Let us redirect our energies and resources towards endeavors that truly make a difference.




In conclusion, dear travelers, please heed my humble plea. Let me remain undisturbed in the depths of the ocean, and instead, embrace the opportunity to create a lasting impact in Cebu. 

Invest your time, resources, and love where it can truly blossom and enrich the lives of others.


Yours in love,
Titanic the ship herself

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