Dear Cebuano Moviegoers About to Watch GOYO:

Usa mo mutan aw ug Goyo: Ang Batang Heneral nga gibidahan ni Paulo Avelino, Carlo Aquino, et al. sa direksyon ni Jerrold Tarog, unta atong hinumduman nga:

1. Kung ang point sa movie nga Goyo is to show that the majority of the Filipinos during the Tirad Pass were united and did the best that they could and were skilled at it, then Goyo showed it successfully.

2. Hinumdumi: gisuwat ang history sa mga nidaug, so kung biased ang nakita nimo sa salida, tungod na kay wala ta kabalo sa other side sa history, sa invisible alternative histories nga wala masuwat kay nangamatay ang mga napildi. So ayaw palabi ug seryoso sa story.

Question: what if wala diay ni exist si Gregorio Del Pilar and himo2x ra sa mga historians? Unsaon pagkabaw sa tinuod nga ma Fake News raman tanan? Si Marcos evil sauna, karon hero. So si Goyo, hero ron, unsa siya ugma?

3. Ayaw kalimot nga salida ang Goyo, so take it as probably 90% entertainment, 10% real, so himoa siguro nga source of inspiration unsaon to live with virtue, honor and dignity ang story, not basis sa unsay 100% nahitabo.


Whoever survives, gets to tell or bend or fake the story.

5. Di nato kalimtan nga ang actors ug moviemakers of Goyo or Bisaya Short Films or any Bisaya Videos by Medyo Maldito, Jomie Hospital or Alem Garcia are useful because they share stories we can learn from, but sila pud ang least qualified to teach us how to be a hero, how to live with virtue ug how to be truthful, kay the showbiz profession is based on literally faking for a living. 

The most qualified to tell the stories about heroes are our soldiers nga ni risk sa ilang real lives from actual gunshots, not the lives of actors who only get shot by fake bullets.

6. The Bisaya Short Films Review: Pang Tourism Video ang kanindot sa cinematography ug drone shots sa Goyo, katag ang camera styles sa salida, maka remind sa camera moves ni Martin Scorsese, then makahilak and makapangita jud kos playlist nga gigamit sa whole movie kay maka rouse kayo sa senses, although dili dapat ta magpalabi sa ato gibati to satisfy our senses, kay walay maayo sa sobra. Mubasa ta ni Seneca para makabaw ta mupalayo sa bisyo. 

7. Thrilling ang battlefield scenes, mura hulmigas tan awn ang taw, maka think ka nga hala ui, mag away away ta nga mura raman diay ta hulmigas.

richard abad


3 Fantastic and Cinematic Reasons People Should Go to J Centre Mall in Mandaue


Ganahan ka muadto ug Macau or the Venice-inspired River ride at Mckinley Hill sa Manila but you don't want to ride the airplane because the risk of an airplane collision is too much for you. What can you do? And how can Clique V help you?


Go to J Centre Mall because it's a fantastic place para sa tanang mga taw sa Cebu nga ganahan mag lipay2x. Why? Tungod ani nga mga rason:

1. Jcenter Has Cinemas that Feel Exclusive

Kung taga Mandaue ka, sa Jcenter jud tawn ka mutan aw ug sine dili lang tungod kay duol siya, pero tungod kay murag private theater ang sinehan; spacious, pang film festival ang crisp sound and dili crowded. Very intimate. Perfect sa mag date karong Valentine's. Perfect sad sa mga gusto mutan ug Lav Diaz movies because Lav Diaz has to be watched intimately.

2. Venice And Macau Are In J Centre Mall Now

Kana ganing ganahan ka muadto ug Macau pero dili ka ka aadto kay dili na allowed maka kuha ug passport until June 2018 kay nakuha na tanan nga slots? No problem. Ayaw nalang pag Macau. Adto nalang sa Jcenter now. Because look at this: 

3. Jcenter Mall Is Where You Can Watch Bisaya Films And Youtube of Filipino Talents

Kana ganing gikapoy naka sa gipangsalida sa Sinehan kay puro derivative of mass-produced movies that pander to an escapist mindset? Char. Then why not create your own Movie Marathon sa Jcenter? Go to Bo's Capitol sa Jcenter, buy Proud Filipino products there and stream some Bisaya Films sa imo Youtube while ga sip kas imo coffee or nag nibble sa imo healthy 75% dark chocolate. 

Your options are unlimited! You can also watch the fun postmodern and absurdist music videos from Clique 5 on Youtube because you want to enjoy the light side of life after reading David Foster Wallace's heavy take on existence, Nassim Taleb's Black Swan tragedies and Albert Camus' take on suicide. In the end, ang Bisaya, gusto ra malipay.

Kung magkugi ka, pede ka makakita sa mga movies sa Cinema Rehiyon online or sa mga pakatawa sa Sutukil Sauce sa Youtube or sa mga Free Films ni Lav Diaz nga ma stream sa Youtube or even mga movies ni Vice Ganda. So why not watch na?


 Bisaya  Short Films presents "Clique V"


P.S. Clique V is a Filipino boy band group composed of 7 young males aged 17 to 20 and which was formed last August 2017. The boy band is managed by 3:16 Events and Talent Management Company, and has appeared in Umagang Kay Ganda, Ito Ang Showbiz of DZAR 1026 and Hala Halo radio show sa Cebu, and now they have finally appeared in Bisaya Short Films.

February 27, 2018 will be their concert at Music Museum, with surprise and special guests. Search Clique5 on Youtube after reading E.E. cummings' poetry.

If you want to learn more about the Clique V members or want to book them for corporate events, pageants or book them in a Lav Diaz or Bb. Joyce Bernal or a Darren Aronofsky movie (why not!?), please email me at the top left message box on the top. Thanks!


Solutions for X From Cebuano Artists, Crisscrossings and Cinema

Problem: X has read David Foster Wallace's Brief Interviews with Hideous Men and now X feels alone and depressed and almost scared that life's meaning is subjective and can be meaningless. 

X wants some form of relief. X wants to embrace the absurdity of a world replete with subjectivity but X is not ready to go to a psychiatrist. What can X do?

Solutions That May Or May Not Work And Will Not Hold Bisaya Short Films Accountable

1. X can go to the Crisscrossings' Art and Creators' Market to pay for lessons from Artists in Cebu who seem to have made it, to have done it and to have been happy about it.
X can also just bask in the FREE Art and Admission-Free Creators' Market and Exhibit to either support artists by buying their creations or just by viewing the artworks made by Cebu's production companies, such as 22 Tango, Sutukil Sauce and Beta Ops. Doing this may feel X feel less alone. Or not. Visit Create Cebu's FB for more.

Part of the sponsors of this exhibit is DOST and DTI, which are government units, which means X's taxes PARTLY, emphasis on PARTLY, made this happen, so X can take advantage of the taxes he/she/it/they paid for.

2. X can also watch this 2008 Bisaya Short Film called "The Answer", Directed by Richard Abad, and feel consoled by its message in the ending, which X will only understand if X speaks Bisaya. X should probably learn Bisaya now.

WARNING: If somebody suggests to you something in real life, people say that the Suggester should pay the price if the suggestion fails. Suggester should have skin in the game. 

That said, Bisaya Short Films can't pay the price for its suggestions for X above because X is an imaginary concept, not a real person.

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