A Heartbreak Problem That A Bisaya Short Film With Anna Kendrick Will Solve

Problem: You're bored and heartbroken because your husband of ten years left you for another girl, and then it later turned out that he's officially diagnosed with ADHD by a Filipino psychiatrist. 

You feel lost, tired and all dreams you feel are nothing but dust. You want to recover, or feel like there is something to extract from the terrible experience of heartbreak.

What should you do?

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THE SOLUTION: Watch Anna Kendrick's The Last Five Years 3X.

It's a movie that makes you feel like watching a heartbreaking version of the phenomenally uplifting AlDub by Alden Richards and Maine Mendoza. It's a movie with a stylistic font used for the opening credits that remind you of the magazine Vanity Fair, and the consistent typography of Woody Allen. 

The story is about the last five years before a break-up, and it showcased a standard heartbreak story that you see every romantic comedy in the market, except that it's more watchable now because of Anna Kendrick's hair-raising acting and because you suddenly wish that Anna Kendrick would remake AlDub in Hollywood. Anna  Kendrick is the perfect Maine Mendoza.

Every frame of Anna Kendrick just singing and crying makes you cower with awe and feel a sense of being better than her because you don't have a partner anymore, and the single life all feels suddenly more righteous and healthier. 

You will watch this because of how Anna Kendrick can turn you on when she shows her bra to her man via Skype. You will enjoy this because you are a sucker for effortless acting, and seeing Anna Kendrick just move reminds you that all is better, at least in the movie version of yourself. 

Anna and her man's chemistry here will make you remember of the last orgasm you felt with your man, which is surely five years ago. All the more reason to be happy that you're no longer with him.