A Letter Invitation to Film Director Woody Allen for The Cebu Blogging Summit 2015

December 10, 2015

A Letter Invitation to Film Director Woody Allen for The Cebu Blogging Summit 2015

Dear Academy Award Winner Woody Allen:

Congratulations! Our cat is inviting you to the 2nd Cebu Blogging Summit here in Cebu City Philippines!

Btw, did you know that I have a friend who doesn't seem to like the fact that you were a suspected pedophile? That's a shame considering that your movies such as Whatever Works, Everyone Says I Love You and Interiors could be the most fascinating movies that my friend will never see. What are you doing there by the way? I'd love to work some Bisaya Short Film movies with you because I just learned about Jodorowsky, and I was wondering if a Woody Allen movie made with the creator of Holy Mountain in the format of a Bisaya Short Film would so be awesome that Leos Carax would cry to his sleep because his Holy Motors could not be at par with what we have made. Philippines is the place that you my friend should make this Bisaya Short Film because we have Jerrold Tarog, Jessica Zafra and Hannilou Angot who can help us produce this dream.

Anyway, did you know that I was organizing the Cebu Blogging Summit on December 12, 2015? You should totes drop by the summit so you can scan for some actors and material for your film that I suggest you should be making with the Bisaya Short Films crew. I can also introduce you to some of the good stuff here in our city, vegan stuff I mean because you only eat vegetables. Okay, that's all for now. I have to watch more Eva Green for now, and read Lydia Davis, and this new book by David Mitchell.

P.S. Remember that movie you made with I think Scarlett Johanssen called Match Point? That's good tennis story right there. Speaking of tennis, wouldn't it be a great idea that we can do another tennis movie like the one Hitchcock did and set it in the Philippines because making Philippines rich feels like a reliving of the brilliant story made in HBO's Deadwood? Let's do this! We can contact Serena Williams through Cebu Blogging Community! Serena Williams will be here in the Philippines, and probably you can ask your PR guy there so we can get in touch with them? Here's an actor screening photo of Serena Williams for your reference:

By the way, here's more info on what Serena Williams has been doing. I got this from Cebu Blogging Community with partnership with #PLDTHome. Like you, PLDT is big, and partnering with them could be something your marketing and movie producers can get a lot from. But who cares, right? Here's more info than you and Penelope Cruz have use for when you do a Vicky Cristina Barcelona again:

World no. 1 tennis legend Serena Williams to headline
Philippine Mavericks in IPTL 2015
Presented by the country’s most powerful broadband PLDT HOME Fibr

The country’s most powerful broadband PLDT HOME Fibr is set to bring in the world’s top tennis players for season two of the International Premier Tennis League (IPTL) once again.

Commencing on December 2 in Kobe, Japan, the IPTL’s three-day Manila-leg will be played from December 6-8 at the Mall of Asia Arena as part of a five-nation tour. Scheduled stops at New Delhi, Dubai, and Singapore will follow.

Accompanying Williams on the Philippine squad are Mixed Doubles Grand Slam titleholder Richard Gasquet, Wimbledon Championships WTA titleholder Lisicki, 2013 Australian Open Mixed Doubles titleholder Jarmila Gajdosova, the youngest Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) top 100 Borna Coric, ATP World Tour Doubles titleholder and Pinoy pride Treat Huey, and World No. 8 in men’s singles and Mavericks Team captain Mark Philippoussis.

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P.S.S. How can you trust a girl with a promiscuous past to be your long term partner when you have an abandoned issues the way the lead guy in Chuck Palahniuk's movie version of Choke? Anyway, I created some graphics about the work I do for that Cebu Blogging Summit I mentioned, for you: